pepa-pig:

imhalal:

Peppa pig oink oink

Excuse me?

(via mamisribbons)

Anonymous: What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

Anonymous: Can you explain the joke you reblogged? About the street performer

Lol “oh I see ya!” Get it now?

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via profuseponderings)

poppoppopblowblowbubblegum:

more photos from the hajj, 1907, here.

(via yeahiamamuslim)

reblog if u think shrek is real

princeyaoihans:

i’m tryin to explain something to my parents!!! they said shrek was a fictional character!!! reblog this if u believe in shrek and prove my parents wrong!!!

(via ronpaulsunbae)

islam2011:

Always say to yourself and others: “Alhamdullilah, everything is going to be all right Insha’Allah.”

(via islam2014)

mystic-revelations:

Good Morning El Chalten!

By Jacob Polomski

(via boringbengali)

supersmashthestatebros:

happy birthday, Earth. you don’t look a day over 6000. evolution is a lie. amen.

(via tonarchy)

niqabisinparis: 2, 7, 13, 33 :)

2: I’m gonna name my daughter after my mother in sha Allah if Allah blesses me with a daughter (tbh I’m gonna be really sad if I don’t have a daughter :”() and if I have a son I’m gonna name him Makram :O

7: my life was pretty much chill last year haha I ditched 2 semesters of college and spent the year roaming around and trying to figure some things out and alhamdulilah it was an amazing year :D

13: I feel pretty sad :”( my mom is gonna go back in a week and I haven’t really had time to talk to her about things :O we are gonna go on a walk tmr so that might help catch her up w/ my boring life

33: I wanna learn how to speak Arabic sooooooo badly

Jazakallah khair and I hope you and your family are in the best of health :D