The United States of America
Lol “oh I see ya!” Get it now?
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
reblog if u think shrek is real
i’m tryin to explain something to my parents!!! they said shrek was a fictional character!!! reblog this if u believe in shrek and prove my parents wrong!!!
Always say to yourself and others: “Alhamdullilah, everything is going to be all right Insha’Allah.”
happy birthday, Earth. you don’t look a day over 6000. evolution is a lie. amen.
2: I’m gonna name my daughter after my mother in sha Allah if Allah blesses me with a daughter (tbh I’m gonna be really sad if I don’t have a daughter :”() and if I have a son I’m gonna name him Makram :O
7: my life was pretty much chill last year haha I ditched 2 semesters of college and spent the year roaming around and trying to figure some things out and alhamdulilah it was an amazing year :D
13: I feel pretty sad :”( my mom is gonna go back in a week and I haven’t really had time to talk to her about things :O we are gonna go on a walk tmr so that might help catch her up w/ my boring life
33: I wanna learn how to speak Arabic sooooooo badly
Jazakallah khair and I hope you and your family are in the best of health :D